Punitive wait formula

Due to our horrendously busy weekend at work we came up with a wait formula, here it is:

Due to the recent high influx of CRAP into our beloved ER a new anti loser punitive wait formula will be initiated ASAP. The following is the formula to compute the wait time.
Number of missing teeth multiplied by their acuity level. You will then multiply by a factor of 10 and the result will be the time in minutes of punitive wait. ** you must add 20 minutes for all White Lake residents.**
Also if you come into the ED because you scratch your balls so much they bleed I personally will add an hour

Brian's visit

I got to see Brian post vent camp visit. We went to see Keith and Kim and the kids. Dave , Cameron still uses your keyboard and has an electric guitar and is taking lessons. I thought you would get a kick out it.