The dark side of Walled Lake

I have lived here for 22 yrs, the last 10 I have worked in this area. It wasn't until I started working out here that I noticed how many losers lived in this area. How could I run around town and not see this. Am I oblivious? Blind? or do they emerge in the darkness after my 9pm bedtime? On my wonderful working weekend Dan keeps a pie chart of all the disreputable types from the four W's Walled Lake, Wixom, Wolverine Lake, and White Lake. Unfortunately Walled Lake and White Lake run neck and neck for stupidity. It has gotten to a point that any ambulance call that includes stupid behavior most of the staff will ask " a neighbor of yours?" So the call comes in drunk, fell out of a tree, ran from police, and fell down and I immediately said oh no it has to be White Lake sure enough the patient was accompanied by Walled Lake PD!