ER LIFE

I went into work and took care of a patient who did her hair and makeup took 5 valiums and went to Walmart where she got into a motorized cart and began bashing into the walls. Needless to say paramedics were called and in she came. She told me she wasn't suicidal she just needed some time off work. Did I mention that is her place of employment? I told the staff I was going to take my WOW (wireless on wheels) and start bashing it into the walls and then maybe I could have a rest. That led to all of us decorating our wows and racing them down the back hall where no one could see us. We had fun for a few minutes then back to work.